Im locking up. Abort. Abort Red Rocket Abort!

Im locking up. Abort. Abort Red Rocket Abort!

(Source: ragnarocodile, via death-by-lulz)

This ain’t no dog and pony show mister! Oh wait…Mister, right this way to the dog and pony show. 

This ain’t no dog and pony show mister! Oh wait…Mister, right this way to the dog and pony show. 

(Source: primaryschool, via death-by-lulz)

but it worked out cause she also had to pee. 

but it worked out cause she also had to pee. 

(Source: breaking-bad-bitch, via damn-funny)

#truth

#truth

(via xoblackandgoldox)

(Source: lolgifs.net, via onlylolgifs)

Look how I found these dummies. #kittens

Look how I found these dummies. #kittens

Tags: kittens

"Would you mind reaching in there and grabbing my wallet for me please? You’ll know the one when you see it." #bmf #bfm

"Would you mind reaching in there and grabbing my wallet for me please? You’ll know the one when you see it." #bmf #bfm

Tags: bmf bfm

fart them bubbles baby. 

fart them bubbles baby. 

(Source: humorstop, via laughtime)

haha…dont judge me man. 

haha…dont judge me man. 

(Source: elijahhasnolife, via laughtime)

Bobs Burgers Grand Re-Re-Re-Opening Day Flyer!

Bobs Burgers Grand Re-Re-Re-Opening Day Flyer!

(Source: thearter, via labradoriteluvr)

pardonmewhileipanic:

BLESS THIS FUCKING CHILD OMG

(Source: meanplastic, via damn-funny)

Kitty wound. Which part of my body is this?

Kitty wound. Which part of my body is this?

theclearlydope:

"We don’t know … they just are!" 
Seems legit.
[via]

theclearlydope:

"We don’t know … they just are!" 

Seems legit.

[via]

Drs office motivational poster. Don’t smoke, smell stuff instead.

Drs office motivational poster. Don’t smoke, smell stuff instead.

One final KISS post. #atx

One final KISS post. #atx

Tags: atx